Classic Billfold: How Gilmore Girls Do Money: Richard Gilmore

I am writing this letter to assure you that I have always loved you, tremendously.

Throwback Thursday: How Wizards Do Money: The Weird Sisters

“They don’t want us to play the Yule Ball this year,” Myron Wagtail (lead singer) told the band.

Financial Erotica for Feminists

He invested deeply, so deeply.

A Real Estate Listing, Translated

The real reason this house is for sale.

How an Arstotzkan Border Agent Does Money

Jobs are scarce in post-war Arstotzka, so I was excited to win a job lottery for work at the new border crossing.

How Two Retired Ghostbusters Do Money

Winston Zeddemore and Ray Stantz are two members of the Ghostbusters, the famous paranormal investigation and elimination business which ran from 1984 to 2010.

Clean: A Halloween Story

The handprints are everywhere. No matter how many times I clean, they come back.

Financial Fairy Tales: Rumpelstiltskin

There once was a man who was very proud of his daughter.

Financial Fairy Tales: Sleeping Beauty

There once was a couple who were expecting their first child.

Financial Fairy Tales: The Twelve Dancing Princesses

There once was a man who led a very large advertising division of a very large company.