Office Perks Not Used

by B. Benson

• The Xbox in the conference room (seriously who has the time to play a meaningful game of anything?)

• The ping pong table (because it’s right next to Liz, the accountant, and why would you put that racket next to someone?)

• The individual bags of Frito Lay chips (because we ate them every day for a year, gained a few pounds, and got sick of them)

• The treadmill next to the copier (treadmill, lol)

• The “library” which consists of 10 books including, Who Moved My Cheese?, Good to Great, Getting Things Done, and The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership.

B. Benson is an office drone. Photo: Major Nelson

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