Dude Who Jumped In Cage With Tiger Actually a Genius
When asked why he jumped a fence and entered a zoo exhibit containing a tiger, David Villalobos responded, “Everybody in life makes choices.”
TRY TO ARGUE WITH THAT. YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT.
Why do you have so much credit card debt? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why are you still living paycheck to paycheck? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why did you have to borrow money? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why aren’t you planning for your financial future? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why have you watched Melancholia 12 times? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why did you spend your last $5 on pie? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
AND
SO
ON
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