Why the Muppets Defaulted on Their Student Loans
Miss Piggy is trying to get back on track after deferring her loans for several years while trying to break into show business.
Done With Stuff
I just have to spend this $229 and then I will be done buying stuff. I will, finally, have everything I need.
My Mother Was Right! How Having $20 Cash in My Wallet Saved Me From the Apocalypse
For as long as I can remember, my mother has bugged me to always carry cash.
Starfish Inn Seeks Caretaker
If you love fixing stairs, and believe something sinister is hiding under them, this job is for you.
Top Five Song Choices for Office Karaoke
There comes a time in one’s professional life where a standard happy hour will not be “spicy” enough. A coworker will suggest office karaoke. This will generally occur at a conference.
How I Paid Off My Demonic Debt in Just Seven Years
I begged, borrowed, and pleaded with Azeriforth to refinance what my soul was worth and he gave me a great deal.
The Estimated Value of Things I’ve Invented While Asleep
The Chocolate Honeymoon includes a personal chocolate fountain and ganache vat.
The 11 Types of Financial Friends
Despite the fact that we all have different friends, I suspect many of us have the same types of friends — at least where money is concerned.
A Letter From Your Old Foreign Bank Account
Joyeux Anniversaire! It’s been nearly five years since you visited Cameroon for four-and-a-half months, but your bank account is still open.
Funny Money: I Get Paid to Be Funny
A serious look at getting paid to write funny stuff.