Should You Apply for That Job?

Score the job based on the following criteria. 1 is bad and 10 is good.
Earning potential
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Opportunities for professional growth
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vacation policy
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Mentorship opportunities
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Health care plan
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Cohesion with rest of resume, we’re building a narrative here
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
BFF potential among coworkers
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Snack closet?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Are you going to have to get out bed really early?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Chillness of commute
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Flexibility on “punctuality”
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Can you still be on Gchat all day
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
You don’t have to go to a a third party website and fill out a bunch of bullshit, do you?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Admissibility of sweatpants as work clothes
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Odds of actually hearing back after you rewrite your cover letter
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Amount you have to rewrite your cover letter, are we talking tweaking a few sentences or a full overhaul
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
LITERALLY ANY SCORE: YES APPLY FOR THAT JOB YOU IDIOT THESE ARE HARD TIMES YOU CANNOT BE A CHOOSER AND ALSO A BEGGAR OF JOBS. jesus christ.
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