It’s Beginning to Feel a Lot Like 1 Thing

Thursdays are a great day to do that 1 thing you need to do but don’t want to do but need to do.

I didn’t call the IRS last week. I didn’t call the IRS this week. I just realized I could theoretically call the IRS right this second and did a full body shudder at that. Instead what I’m going to do is I’m going to look in my email and find the name of an accountant that a friend sent to me, oh, EONS AGO, and I’m going to email that accountant and I’m going to say: Can you help me re-do my taxes and also can I pay you a few hundred dollars to make it so that I no longer owe the government a few thousand dollars? Hold please I’m doing this right now.

Ugh, I only have his phone number that should be illegal.

Okay I just called him and left a message. I had a coughing fit while leaving him the message. Do you think that makes him more or less likely to call me back?

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