Dates for Hedge Fund Lovers

There’s a new dating website in town. This one doesn’t care if you like brunettes, how often you shower, or if you would ever have sex on a first date. Instead, it wants to know what you like in a portfolio. And as with any online matchmaker, when you fill out your anonymous online profile, trudge through the survey questions, and arrive at your algorithmically determined matches, you’re still facing quite a bit of risk.

If you like hedge funds, you’ll like this new dating site. I think we’re going to pass on this one!

Photo: Scott S

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