Regrets

“I’ve got this.”

“Thank you for the offer of treating me to a two-cocktail brunch, but no, let’s split it.”

“I’ll take a glass of the pinot, the more expensive one.”

“Another round.”

“And also the chocolate pudding.”

“I’ll get enough for this ATM transaction to last me the week.”

“I’ll get enough for THIS ATM transaction to last me the week, and I mean it this time.”

Every time I’ve even thought the word, “Pret.”

All the coffee milkshake slushies.

“I don’t like my outfit so I should obviously buy a new one, but not a totally new one, that’d be frivolous, a used one, duh.”

“No, I don’t need change.”

“After watching season 1 of New Girl without commercials, I absolutely cannot watch season 2 with commercials, can’t do it, must buy it, it’s the only way.”

Photo: Brett Jordan

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