Important Presidential Expenditures

This morning President Obama went to a Krispy Kreme in Tampa, Florida. He had pre-ordered three dozen assorted donuts and ordered another dozen when he got there. He also bought two little kids powdered sugar and jam donuts. We called a Tampa Krispy Kreme because of JOURNALISM and asked about the cost. We learned: A dozen glazed is $7.99. A dozen assorted is $8.99, and one donut (“One of the glazed or one of the other ones?” “One of the other ones.”) is $1.29. So that’s $38.54 on donuts, before tax. I’d vote for that.

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