After about a week of buying nothing, I began to feel slightly anxious.
Tootsie Child’s Play Candy Assortment, aka “stop pretending Tootsie Rolls are chocolate, you aren’t fooling anybody:” $8.98 for an unstated number of candies, or 15 cents per ounce.
Why spend money on lunch? Costco has copious free samples.
It will never be valuable to me to put even a few dollars more toward name-brand TP.
The reason I knew about the storefront psychic Miss Patricia was because she had once offended my friend.
It’s an extra dollar for the blue box. That proprietary blend of artificial cheese flavors just can’t be beat.
Which Disney Princess debt type are you?
I didn’t realize that getting the keys to my apartment back from the guy who told me he was moving to Germany, then broke up with me, would be more painful than, well, that.
You farted out loud. HOW LOUD?
Everyone in my immediate family worked in a factory at one time or another; some still do.