Every Gift On Every Gift Guide Ever

Something for everyone.

1. An inscrutably-designed cheese grater.
2. Impractical socks
3. Adult coloring books.
4. Miniature versions of everyday items meant only for display.
5. Impractical tongs.
6. Whisky stones.
7. A Mason-Pearson hairbrush.
8. Quietly expensive candles.
9. Mobiles.
10. Cashmere something something.
11. A flask.
12. Flannel.
13. Fancy whisky if you are a man.
14. Fancy pajamas if you are a woman.
15. Discreet portable battery for your smartphone.
16. High-end version of old-timey board game, like backgammon.
17. Something cheap but “classic” — a three pack of Hanes’ t-shirts — that you can get at the CVS.
18. Literal lumps of coal.
19. A coffee table book.
20. A furry hat.
21. Designer dog beds.
22. A cat teepee.
23. Overpriced lip balm.
24. Luxury soap.
25. Design-oriented staplers.
26. Artisanal pencils.
27. Artisanal chocolates.
28. Artisanal nuts.
29. This.

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