Contradictory Thoughts, Or Are They?

It is absolutely imperative that I never spend another dollar on anything that is not one-hundred-percent necessary for the continuation of life.

I really want to make an appointment to pay $50 for someone to use geometry and magic to tell me the exact perfect arch of my eyebrows.

If I stopped drinking and going out and drinking coffee and eating nice things, I wonder how quickly I could pay off my credit cards.

Ooh cheap flight alert to L.A. Salivating.

What if my new hobby was running. That’s free.

But first I’d need new running shoes. SCRATCH THAT.

Will stay with my current hobby of going out for food and drink.

I don’t want to buy clothes ever again. I want to be the kind of person who doesn’t buy clothes.

But first I’d have to buy all perfect clothes, obviously.

How many clothes could I buy if I stopped drinking?

My life — booze = perfect eyebrows + new clothes + (running) ???

“I’ll have a whisky, please.”

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