Alternative Benefits of Unsalaried Labor

Or, you know, “perks”:

Babysitting: snacks

Dogsitting: exercise

Retail (clothes): discount (this is actually not a perk but a curse, as it can cause one (me) to spend every dollar one earns on clothes)

Retail (furniture and linens): discount

Retail (grocery store): discount on everything including booooze, free old produce, free old dairy, free old baked goods

Retail (flowers): free old flowers

Restaurant: discount, free family meal, free shift drinks, free coffee

Office jobs: structure, coffee

Blogging: work from bed