Ways to Say You Don’t Have Any Money Without Saying You Don’t Have Any Money

I’m under water.
My money escapes me.
I’m going through a period of austerity.
I’m facing temporary cash flow issues.
I reject the arbitrary assigning of value to paper and metal objects.
I left my wallet at home.
Money is its own master.
What is money, really.
Can you ever own anything?
I’ve transitioned to a bartering economy.
I’m fasting.
I’m in need of a benefactor.
My debit card is non-functioning.
There is an emptiness in my soul, and also in my bank account.
My assets are currently non-existant.
The markets (shrugs)
The other markets (shrugs)
Cyprus (shrugs)
I’m a normal human person.

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