Debate Question We Won’t Ever Ask

They’d like you, John or Jane Q. Debate Attendee, to stand up and ask either Mitt Romney or President Barack Obama: dude, dude, do you like sausage or pepperoni? (They will, apparently, accept “pepperoni or sausage.”)

I am probably contributing to the problem by giving them any attention, but Pizza Hut is giving someone free pizza for life for asking either of the Presidential nominees this “sausage or pepperoni?” question at the debate — because you deserve free pizza for life if you give them that sort of advertising. If I had the opportunity to ask President Obama or Mitt Romney a debate question, I would probably want it to be anything but this. Who am I, Pizza the Hut? I mean, at least throw a vegetable among the topping choices.

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