A Storm Is Coming, Did You Know? Better Buy … Baked Beans

For someone who spends A Lot Of Time thinking about The End Of The World, I am not at all prepared for it or even anything resembling it. So yesterday I went shopping. I spent $62.

What $62 Buys You In Storm Prep
Bush’s Best Vegetarian Baked Beans (3)
Newman’s Own Tequila Lime Salsa
Goya Garbonzos (2)
Annie’s Organic Arthur Loops (2)
Progresso Vegetable Classics Tomato Rotini
Progresso Vegetable Classics Hearty Tomato
Mission 100% Whole Wheat Flour Tortillas
Planters Dry Roasted Lightly Salted Peanuts
Kashi GoLean Crisp! Chocolate Peanut Bar (3)
Goya Capers
Applegate Naturals Monterey Jack Cheese
Poland Springs Gallon Water (3)
Tostito’s Hint of Lime Tortilla Chips
Jesus Candles (2)

What $62 Does Not Buy You
Anything you’d actually want to ingest
Flashlight
Candy
Cookies
Baked goods of any kind
Coffee
Coffee making device
A puppy to keep you company
Kindle
Satellite phone

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