What To Buy For The Discerning Tush

Picking out toilet paper is HARD. Should you go with the quilting ladies? The cuddly bear? The naked baby? The puppy? WHICH IS THE BEST? Consumer Reports has the answer (of course). And get this:

Nobody tests toilet paper like Consumer Reports. To measure strength, we call in the Instron, a device that slowly pushes a steel ball through stacked sheets. Sensory panelists judge softness by gently caressing the individual sheets

INSTRON APPROVED. STEEL BALL THROUGH STACKED SHEETS. THEY ARE NOT MESSING AROUND.

The winners are both found only at Wal-Mart, so if you shop there, make sure to buy either White Cloud (a white cloud) or Great Value (a stuffed bunny). Otherwise, Quilted Northern (a quilt) is it, apparently. Happy wiping.

Photo Credit: flickr/goodncrazy

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