SoFi Will Give You One Month’s Worth of Avocados and Bread If You Buy a Home
Not avocado toast, but that’s only because it’s hard to send toast through the mail.
BREAKING NEWS, EVERYBODY:
Who says you can’t have avocado toast if you want to buy a home? Oh, right — an Australian real estate developer who made the comment heard ‘round the world about how it’s preventing millennials from becoming homeowners.
Obviously, buying a home doesn’t mean you have to chuck avocado toast out of the picture. In fact, buying a home now comes with avocado toast.
What we mean by that is, for the month of July 2017 only, anyone who takes out a SoFi mortgage to purchase a home will receive a month’s worth of avocado toast delivered to their door. Buy a home using a SoFi mortgage, and you’ll receive an email asking whether you want regular or gluten-free bread. Avocados and bread will then arrive in a series of three shipments — though you’ll still need to toast the bread yourself to get the full experience.
I will quibble that the Australian real estate developer was probably referencing what that other Australian op-ed writer wrote last year, but whatever.
Getting your mortgage from SoFi now comes with free avocados and bread! We can finally have it all!
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