Do 1 Thing And Clean The House

My mother is arriving tomorrow to run a half-marathon in Central Park and harass us all in her own special way. She is also sleeping in my room which means I need to change the sheets, hide the things she probably doesn’t want to see, and scrub the bathroom. Our housecleaner came a week ago and the house is still very clean, but if I don’t do any of this stuff, I will awaken Saturday morning to find her scrubbing the oven and I’d really rather not.

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