The Moment You Discover the CEO of ClassPass is a 33-Year-Old Woman
me: DID YOU KNOW THE CEO OF CLASSPASS IS 33
?!?!?!
friend: I DID ACTUALLY
WTF
WHAT ARE WE DOING
me: THIS IS VERY DISTRESSING TO ME
SHE IS ALSO VERY HOT
OUR LIVES ARE GARBAGE
friend: HOT HOT STINKY GARBAGE
me: GOOD THING WE ARE SO WELL-READ
friend: YEAH, THAT’S REALLY HELPING US RIGHT NOW
ed. note: yes, she’s really 33.
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