Printing & Crying

Meaghan: Logan do you own a printer?

Logan: No who owns a printer. Do you?

Meaghan:I just bought one. Because I had to print a freelance contract and the idea of going to Kinko’s stressed me out.

Logan: Hahaha, I hear that.

Logan: How did you decide what printer to buy

Meaghan: I went to a website called The Wirecutter. Ha. But after I printed that there is like, nothing else to print?

Logan: I have still never figured out how to easily sign things online. Like, I always figure it out —

Meaghan: I KNOW

— but it takes a long time and is never easy? It should be easy.

Meaghan: Sometimes I just don’t sign and hope no one reads the W2. Although I think there are Google docs apps for that now!

Logan: Ah W2 is a trigger word for me Meaghan thanks

Meaghan: Haaa. But now you can print things out at work! i.e., the Dream.

Meaghan: If I was an HR person I would be like, “Benefits include health insurance, sick days, and YOU CAN PRINT WHATEVER YOU WANT!”

Logan: Hahahha. Right like there are very very very few situations where you need a printer. The times I’ve gone to Kinko’s have been to print out resumes and bus tickets. Do you know some buses make you have like, an actual piece of paper? Insanity!

Meaghan: Ugggh. Yeah and then you get in line and someone in front of you just shows the driver their phone. And you think back to the hours spent in Kinko’s.

Logan: Yes. God. Kinko’s.

Meaghan: HA it’s never easy! It’s always like a scene out of a rom com. Maybe we should open up a bar / Kinko’s. But not an actual Kinko’s. Just there is a printer.

Logan fades away into the darkness, presumably to do work / print things out freely.

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