How To Get The Most (Sex) Out of Your KitchenAid Mixer

The Huskette has a $300 KitchenAid mixer motor inside it. We thought it was silly to spend $300 on something with only one use, so we made this detachable. So, if you wanted to make cookies, you can detach the mixer from the machine, hook it to its original base and bowl — clean it off, of course — and you can get to work in the kitchen. We aren’t kidding. We did have a kinky cookie bake with our local BDSM group last year during the holidays. We do every year, in fact.

Deb and Bill Howard
Woodbridge, Virginia

Well this is amazing — and NSFW! — from Timothy Archibald’s book Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews. Archibald talks to some of the homespun inventors (and happy customers) who have cobbled together a living, or some purpose, building these things. It is fascinating to say the least:

The Bank of America was giving me problems when I was trying to get my money together to put into startup costs. I was telling the guy at the bank about my invention and I think he thought I was just bullshitting him about this. So I decided to bring it to the bank, ask to see the vice president, and show him the thing.

I brought my machine in, with the dildo on it, and placed it in the center of the lobby. All the tellers were curious about it, old people were checking it out — I think they had a good idea what it was used for. Everybody when they see it usually has a smile on their face.

To be a fly on that Bank of America branch wall!

Photo: skolbwilliams

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