Maybe Bob Costa’s Excuse For Missing Work Can Be Our Excuse for Missing Work

Ye olde repertoire of valid excuses for missing work:
• vomiting
• fever
• flu

New addition, now that everyone has a visual and knows this thing is Not Messing Around:
• eye infection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

And what is in your secret stash of get out of work cards?

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