A Free Latte, For Your Special Someone

“Here’s a special thing we’re doing for Valentine’s Day!” the barista said, handing me a card.

Buy one latte between after 2 p.m. and receive a free latte to share with someone special.

And what if you don’t have someone special? Maybe you can Liz Lemon it and double fist two caramel lattes?

What if you don’t care to be reminded that Valentine’s Day exists?

I looked at the back of the card.

Oh, they’ll give you a dollar off for flying solo this year? Nice save there, Starbucks. Nice save. *sobs into cappuccino*

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