Thoughts When I Know I’ve Screwed Myself, Financially

by Lauren Rodrigue

• I have to check my bank account and like idk if I can do it

• *looks down at own feet* *sees new shoes* *hides feet under chair*

• I can just live in the box my contacts came in and skip rent

• What can I return what can I sell

• Half of me is running away with a sack of money over her shoulder and a cartoon sawed off shotgun in one hand, and half of me is chasing the other half of me in an old timey cop car

• Sweet virgin mary christ cronut my MANICURE IS PERFECTION

Lauren Rodrigue lives in Brooklyn.

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