5 Ways to Keep Yourself from Spending Superfluous Money Just Because It’s Hot Out

JK spend all your money, every dollar you have. Slurpees, ice coffees, ice teas, bottles of water, Gatorade, pool entry, lunch out so you can sit in AC, movies for the same. Rent a hotel room. Buy a plane ticket to the Yukon. Fill your bathtub with ice. Buy an AC even though it’ll make you feel like an idiot for not doing it earlier. If it gives you any respite from this miasmic doom, it’s worth it AND MORE. This kind of heat kills people. Buy that ice pop.

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