Things to Do With $500 Billion
by B. Traven
• Send President Obama on golf outings every day for the next 4,000 years.
• Maintain and operate all 12 of the U.S. Navy’s aircraft carriers for the next century or so.
• Keep 13 million senior citizens out of poverty for one year.
• Bring the nation’s schools up to a Bill Clinton-approved decent minimum standard.
• Fix one quarter of America’s broken roads, bridges, water lines, dams and sewage systems.
• (Or Nothing, because of Congress.)