Free Donuts For All! Except Connecticut

Ester: Hey, look, Friday is free donut day!

Mike: Ugh, but they make you buy a beverage to get it. On Free Cone Day you just go in and get a free cone.

Ester: True. Most people like coffee? Krispy Kreme is doing it too. No purchase necessary at Krispy Kreme, but you do have to spell it “doughnut.”

Mike: lol their disclaimer is even funnier to me: “No purchase necessary. Excludes Connecticut.” Sorry, Josh.

Ester: whomp whomp. I’ll get him a donut and drive it across state lines.

Mike: What’s the Matter With Connecticut?

Ester: Indeed.

Which will you choose, Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme? Do you object to Free Donut Day on principle and/or live in Connecticut?

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