I Get 1 Kick Out of 1 Thing

Thursday is a great day to do that 1 thing you don’t want to do but also don’t want to continue thinking about doing.

This week I bought my first ever wedding present from someone’s registry. Usually I want to be unique and special and then I never end up getting anything because of pressure and it’s pretty terrible. I’m a pretty terrible friend. Anyway except to this friend, because I picked out a few things from their Crate and Barrel registry that added up to like $60 (dish washing things) (sexy); bought them; and had them sent to my friends’ home. And the wedding hasn’t even happened yet. Done. It feels amazing. I feel amazing. I only have to buy ten more wedding gifts, some from 8 years ago, and then I will be all caught up and friends with everyone everywhere again.

Also my dad called me last night and was like, Logan, you have a letter from the IRS, would you like me to open it and tell you what it says, and I said, NO, and then said, I’ll come home and read it myself, thank you. I’m planning on coming home soon anyway but even if I wasn’t maybe I’d make the trip just to read that letter. It’s going to say, Hey remember us, you need to do your taxes. Or something more nefarious but let’s just go with that for now.

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