2 Visits 2 the Pay-O-Matic

Thoughts during my first visit to the Pay-O-Matic check cashing and financial services storefront (no line)

Why did everyone warn me to be depressed, this is great, this is wonderful, better than the bank, sold

If I knew it was this easy to turn checks into cash I would have been doing it forever

And on a Sunday to boot!

Wait the fee is only $4? Hah whatttttt that’s basically free, free money

LOL this is too easy, how have I never done this before, wow I am a classist bitch

Oh they take your picture, how thorough, fraud prevention, impressive

I could cancel all my accounts and come here once a month and pay everything in cash, fuck the system

If I were the boss here I’d fix the lighting

Maybe a plant

Some cut flowers?

A beta fish

A delight. Will do business again.

Thoughts after my second visit to the Pay-O-Matic check cashing and financial services storefront (line 7 deep)

Is there anywhere more depressing and terrible on the planet, there can’t be it’s literally not possible (leaves without cashing check, check still in bag one week later/forever)

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