Call Your Girlfriend Tell Her to Do 1 Thing

Thursday is a great day to do that 1 thing you don’t want to do but also don’t want to continue thinking about doing.

OH HI. I’m going to the dentist right now. 1 thing. I woke up and decided I didn’t feel like going and spent an hour quite sure that I would not go and feeling great about it. But then I used my brain and realized I was just scared of having 1 cavity or more cavities and that I needed to Face My Fear. So that’s my thing today. Farewell.

UPDATE: 0 cavz good job alright

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