The Apple of My Eye Is an Actual Apple

Logan: I just had the best apple of my life.

Logan: Such a great apple.

Mike: HONEYCRISP?

Logan: YES

Logan: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Logan: THAT WAS THE EXACT KIND

Mike: I bought a bag this weekend for $9.

Logan: I don’t know how much I paid for mine. They were part of a $57 grocery bill that included these 4 apples, then a bunch of produce that was too pretty not to buy. Cauliflower. Brussel sprouts. Spaghetti squash. Fingerling potatoes.

Mike: I also bought $5 worth of Cortlands. Cortlands are not good.

Logan: Oh such a pretty name though.

Mike: The way I fix bad apples are by simmering them in butter, brown sugar and cinnamon.

Logan: Oh that’s smart.

Logan: You prob know how I do.

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