Smoothie at the Smoothie Place Near My House

$8.75. Any smoothie, all smoothies. This is too much. Smoothies should be $5. Flat. That’s it. Maybe more with some wheatgrass protein powder mumbojumbo, but that’s on you. I love to throw away money. Love it! LOVE. IT. But $8.75 for a smoothies is absurd. (Unless this is what smoothies cost now, and I’m out out of my damn mind?)

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