Questions for a Multinational Bank

$JPM VC Jimmy Lee is taking over @JPMorgan on 11/14 at 1pm ET. Tweet Qs using #AskJPM & learn more about him here: http://t.co/eTDT8pJeq8

— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 13, 2013

JPMorgan canceled a Twitter Q+A session with vice chairman and veteran investment banker Jimmy Lee yesterday after they realized that people could be mean on the internet.

I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED? #AskJPM

— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) November 13, 2013

Are you involved in a massive corruption scandal in China? #AskJPM http://t.co/iUKLVZNagr

— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) November 14, 2013

How can we harmonize Kierkegaard’s teleological suspension of the ethical with the Rousseauian social contract? #AskJPM

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) November 13, 2013

Do you like puppies? If you had a puppy, what would you name him? #AskJPM

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) November 13, 2013

#AskJPM why did u think this would be a good idea

— alex pareene (@pareene) November 13, 2013

Tomorrow’s Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.

— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 14, 2013

It would have been pretty incredible if JPMorgan decided to answer the questions anyway, though Matt Levine’s puppy question seems like it’d be quite difficult to answer.

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