Fun with Fire Safety

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to share a very important thing we just learned from Lou, our building’s fire warden.”Stop, drop, and roll” is OVER. The new phrase for surviving fires is “STAY LOW AND GO.” Apparently lots of kids were stop, dropping, and rolling, but not actually making an attempt to escape the fire (yiiiiikkkeees). So: Stay low, and go. If you need a jingle to help you remember, that exists. (Also do you have renters insurance yet? Get on that. Because if you live in an apartment, even if you stay low and go, if your stuff gets burnt, that’s on you.)

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