‘Officer, Someone Stole My Weed’

A man in Maryland called the police after his home was robbed, and when the police asked him what was stolen, he listed his marijuana as one of his missing possessions. This is my favorite part:

[A police spokesperson] said police can’t charge the man with possession of marijuana if he doesn’t have possession of the marijuana, which he didn’t because it was allegedly stolen.

Apparently, this isn’t a rare occurrence. Hey, so did you know that doing drugs can sometimes lead you to make poor decisions?

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