Cheap But Also Contaminated Eats

Fourteen people in nine states supposedly got salmonella after “handling infected dog food, then not washing their hands before eating or handling their own food,” which appears to be a fancy way of saying, “eating dog food.” I mean: Who doesn’t wash gross dog food crumbs off their hands? People who are too busy licking said dog food crumbs off their fingers, that’s who.

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